Wrinkled Like a Pear

My friend found this old, shriveled, brown pear nearly frozen to death in a car:





Comparisons on the appearance of this wrinkled pear and my skin if I continue my avid tanning habit were made.

I'm pretty sure that she's just jealous that my glowing red skin matched my sweater so well. For everyone's benefit, I think it's best to just let this one go.

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