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I blog about divorce and break-ups and lost loves and heartbreak and dating and sometimes my kid. I use swear words and obscenities. My ex-husband told me that my blog was the equivilent of "man repellent", and that any man who read it would never want to date me. So, there. It's me, in all of my sarcastic and cynical glory, soul-bared for the world to see.
Who I Am...As of Today
- J.K. Kennedy
- Minnesota, United States
- Someday, I'm gonna be a writer, in a way that's not synonymous with "unemployed", but for now, this as good as it gets.
Who I Want to Be...As of Today
"When I grow up I wanna be famous...I wanna see the world...drive nice cars...I wanna have groupies..."
Groupies
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- Community Ed Drop-Out
- Memorable Quotes to Make Me Feel Loved
- January 20
- I Need...Me
- Re-loneliness
- The Book Jacket Theory
- The Sleep Cure
- Signs
- Wrinkled Like a Pear
- Reasons Single Mothers are Late for Work, Part One
- The Divorce Detox
- The Sunburntan
- Today's Facebook Personality Analysis
- Obsessive Dill Pickle Over-Consumption
- Why Mothers of Toddlers Never Get Anything Done, P...
- (500) Days of Summer, or T-minus 5 Months
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And I look at that picture, and I think, "No. No, you cannot come over to my house, because it looks like a disaster, and this is the reason why." Or, "No. No, future soul mate, I cannot provide you with more babies, because I know that within a matter of months following birth, this is the result."
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