Monday, January 4, 2010

Why Mothers of Toddlers Never Get Anything Done, Part One


  1. I look at that picture, and all that comes into my head is, "No." I don't know what that means. Like, "No thanks, I'm glad mine are older now," or "No, you can't have a cookie or whatever it is you're currently dying over," or what, but yeah. No.

  2. And I look at that picture, and I think, "No. No, you cannot come over to my house, because it looks like a disaster, and this is the reason why." Or, "No. No, future soul mate, I cannot provide you with more babies, because I know that within a matter of months following birth, this is the result."